Thursday, February 25, 2010

It's the middle of the night, do you know where your kitty is?

Mom: Forrest, is that you sitting on my head? Get off, it's three in the morning!
Forrest: Not me, mom.
Mom: Pfft! Forrest, did you just put your tail up my nose?
Forrest: Not mine, mom.
Mom (rolling over trying to get comfortable, AGAIN): Forrest, my head is NOT a LaZy Boy!
Forrest: Not me, mom, honest. I'm a furry good boy.
Mom: For Pete's sake, Forrest, my bed is NOT a track for the 50 yard dash!
Forrest: Not me, mom. I'm not doin' it.
Mom: Whoever kept me up all night purring and rubbing and batting me on the head isn't getting extra stinky goodness in the morning! Forrest, where are you...

16 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

How funny! My two played chase across the head board and window sill all night! I was ready to move to the spare room!

Jacqueline said...

Our Mom says she can relate!!...Forrest, of course, we know you are innocent and deserve stinky goodness!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Couldn't be any of our cat buddies. We reckon it was that darn walking fish again.

The Creek Cats said...

MOL!!!

the casbah kitten said...

Ha ha ha! Were you bored Forrest? Er, um, I mean, was that cat that was not you bored?

Furkidsmom said...

That "Not Me" kitty comes to our house a LOT!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Kea said...

ROTFL! Derry does this to me in the wee hours. He likes to come and lie on my face and smother me. Wasn't so bad when I first adopted him at 6 months, but he's full grown now and gee, I can't breathe. :-D

minekatter said...

Haha, sounds familiar!

Brian said...

Yep, that is pretty typical at our place too!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow that is very familiar sounding - substitute Kirzon for Forrest and it could be our house!

We love your disguise by the way Forrest - well, I mean, if that is you under there!

Twinkietinydog said...

For the record: it wasn't Forrest (the photo proves it) and it wasn't me (because I said so, that's why)
Twink!

Eric and Flynn said...

LOL! Sounds just like Eric.

The Island Cats said...

Aw, Forrest...we knew you wouldn't do those things! ;-)

meowmeowmans said...

MOL. Our kitties always blame the invisible cat named "Not-me," too!

Cory said...

My momma Ellie wants to join your "not me" club!

Ayla and Iza said...

Sounds like here... Qhiskers stuck into Bein noses. we walkin on his face and solar plaexus, making noise wif rattley mousies in the dead on night. MOL!