Meows to you every cat and kitty. We iz four kitties who lives wif our momma, one kitty cat dat lives wif momma's chillin's and one teeny-tiny Guinea Piggy dat lives wif momma's grandbabies far, far awayz from us. We hasn't met dat little piggy cuz we can't see over da car steering wheel ta drive and momma won't let us take da bus alone, so all we has is bunches of picky-tures and letters sent ta us that momma said da words called readin'.
We counted paws and I, Rosemary JOY, was pikked to write cuz I am da mostest friendly of kitties here in da house. So, I will start by introducing me my momma's favorite kitty cat (shhh, don't tell da others cuz they thinks they are favorites, too).
My life began wif my kitty momma but some hoomin' didn't like me and put me in a ditch when I was 'bout three weeks old. A good person found me and took me to da big doggy-kitty building momma would go to everyday to do something named volunteering. I spotted momma right off and took a great, big breff and let out the biggyest MEOW ever! My momma looked and found me and I ran to see her and as momma says, dat was dat. We were a lovin' cupple but not until I was older and could be 'dopted. From the day of my 'doption I have been da happiest kitty cat ever in the whole, wild world. Der is a world out der, yeah? I don't get to go outside cuz momma is too scared for me but since I am a former ditch-kitty I thinks I could do OK.
I have a real, purr-ty sista, Camille Suzanne, who is one of those kitty cats dat knows that her kitty litters don't smell, if ya know-what-I-mean. She thinks dat she always gets her way from her purr-tyness but what she doesn't know is dat us other kitty cats and da two doggies (tell ya 'bout dem later) just let her do what she wants cuz she's such a whiner. Camille is so in ♥ with herself dat when momma's grand-doggy, Cody, came over one day, she beated him up wif her paws over and over and over. Now, dats some kitty-esteem, yeah?
My other sista, Aurora Katrina, is da one dat got all da rest of us here. Momma didn't want no kitties in her house but Aurora was a sick kitten with a broked leg who needed a place to stay and momma tooked her in, for just a little bit, ya know. Well, Aurora gots ta stay fur a long time and I think momma fur-got to take her back to da shelter cuz it's been nine years.
Last in the kitty clan is Forrest, my brudder. Poor Forrest was found in da woods with a couple of his litter-kittens all alone wif no momma at all. The nice hoomin' dat found dem tooked dem to da shelter. All of the others got 'dopted but Forrest cuz he was so sickie. Momma tooked him to da kitty-doctor who said Forrest would die wif no help. So momma tooked Forrest to our house. Dat was 8 years ago and I think momma fur-got to take him back, too, cuz he's still here eatin' and drinkin' and sleepin'. Forrest is a funny kinda kitty cuz he likes most of all ta hang 'round wif da doggies. Me thinks he was wantin' ta be a doggie but gotz fooled.
Dats us kitties dat lives here in dis house of momma's. We all gets together purr-ty good wif no big hissing or spitting or swatting. Momma says we is such good kitty-cattys and she hugs us and kisses lots and lots. Dat's sometimes good and sometimes bad cuz sometimes momma does it when we don't want to but we let her cuz we know she ♥'s us and we know dat cuz she tells us.
We're gonna menshun Zoey Marie, too, in dis bloggy post, too, cuz Zoey started over here wif us and den moved over to momma's kid's house wif his wifie and little hoomin's. Zoey would always make kitty purrs at Jeff, momma's kiddo, when he would come over to our house. Jeff purred and purred and purred at our momma cuz he wanted to take Zoey home wif him to make her his kitty cat all to himself. Momma had to stop all of his loud meowing, so she let Jeff 'dopt Zoey fur his very own. Zoey gets lots to eat at her new house so she's on the Cat-kins diet to get all slim and trim again. Don't say anything, though, cuz we tell her she is purr-ty and looks just feline!