Saturday, April 18, 2009

Whipped cream paperweight or does this tissue paper make me look fat?


Camille Suzanne, the whitest of the white, the softest of the soft, the pinkest nosie of the pink nosies, the resident kitty-catty who seeks admiration in voluminous and copious amounts each day is pondering whether or not it was a good idea to act as paperweight for momma when she was wrapping presents today. She was overheard sniffling and meowing to Forrest and asking him if he thought the paper made her look fat, especially her fanny of fluff. Forrest, being a smart kitty-catty, feigned a sore throat, coughed and quickly left the room. (Smart, wise Forrest.) Camille doesn't take honest criticism easily.

Of course, NO ONE would even dare tell Camille that the saucer of cream she enjoys every morning could be contributing to her "spread". Naw, no one around here that brave, uhm, nope, no one.
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14 comments:

PinkynAsh said...

Camille, you look gorgeous!

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL kitty you are Camille! We love white kitties...we have Miss Hunny Bunny who lives in our garden and she is pure white like you and has the pinkest of noses and bright blue yellow eyes!
Thank you for bing such a nice friend and for your stopping by to wish me well during my recovery...
Love Miss Peach
PS: I like your wallpaper on your blog...

Hansel said...

I fink yoo iz bootiful jus how yoo iz. :)

Bruce said...

No wonder you're so beautiful & white...you get cream every morning!! Lucky you! Kitties are suppose to help wrap, so keep sitting on those tissues:)

Angel said...

Ewe's not fat, Ewe's Fluffy! And a very pretty kitty. We don't like cream.

Bumble Bee Cottage said...

Camille is gorgeous – white and fluffy what more could you ask for. My daughter would think she looks like the cat a pink princess would have. Have a wonderful Saturday.

Evy said...

Fluffy. No worries! You is pretty. Just like me.

Keisha said...

So fluffy! Very kewt pikshers.

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Our Hunny Bunny has lots of knots in her furs...what do you use Camille on yours to keep them away? Maybe I need to buy a Furminator?

Evy said...

Hi! I am giving you an award. It's on my blog. :)

Charmingdesigns said...

I love this!! Laurie

Fat Eric said...

that's not fat, it's just floof!

From fellow slim floofster Fat Eric

The Crew said...

Camille dear, we're sure it's all floof and underneath it all you're svelte!

Tipper & Misty

Magnolia Memories08 Seeing With The Heart said...

Girl you are the cutest. What would these beautiful cats do without you to love and spoil them. I have just found your blog and I love it.What a beautiful person you are to have the love for these cats that you have. I have 2 beautiful puppies Bella and Cajun Shiz Tzu and pekinese.But I must say I love beautiful cats.I just can't ever find one at the shelter that has longhair.
I guess I should get one that needs a home...