We iz jus' da cutest lil' kitties when wez snoozin' yike bakery donuts, sayz our momma

Lotza timez our momma is takin' picky-tures of us when were sleepin'. She sayz dat we looks just yike widdle angels when wez all curled up in our nappin' poses. Dis is moi, Rosemary JOY. Momma sayz dat I looks yike a donut, all round an' softie wif caramel, chocolate and vanillie frostin'. YUM! Sometimez I gets a widdle of da inside of a donut but not da outside cuz momma sayz its not good fer my toofies. If itz bad fer mine, how come itz not bad fer herz?

Of course, derez no wayz dat I could get all da spot-lights ta myself dis day. Ma sista Camille Suzanne seemz ta alwayz make an appearance, too. Here's her picky-ture (yuck, don't tell I sayz dat). Momma sayz dat Camille lookz yike a powdery sugery donut when shez all curled up in her best nappie pose. Purr-sonally, I tink she looks yike a big, white splot of Crisco (don't tell I sayz dat, either, okay?).