Dis is me, Camille Suzanne. I hab been 'barrassed ta da maxims taday an' I iz reely mad. I waz sittin' on mommaz lappie, all nice an' cozy. Den, I went ta get up an' stretch. Da next thingie I knowz iz I'z uppity-side-down wif my momma pullin' on da back a' my leg! Momma keepz sayin' fur me ta hold still an' not wiggle so much. Well, you try not wigglin' when youz neerly uppity-side-down wif youz momma pullin' yer leg.
Den alla' sudden momma putz me da right way an' she hugz me an' showz me dat she tooked a piece of gum offa' my leggie. "How did dat gitz dere?", momma sayz. Uhm, could it be dat I waz in da baf-room an' tipped over da waste basket soz I could smell da minty freshness of da gum dat was tossed in dere? Can't help myself, I just ♥ minty freshness☺
We iz addin a pee-ezz: Please keep Miss Mazie Grace in your ♥ and purr-ayers frum now 'til da time she is home in her mommaz arms after her surgery on Thursday. Miss Mazie can't see like most of uz kittiez an' da dog-tor is gonna help her.