Sunday, August 9, 2009

Forrest man-catty says: Make l♥ve, not war with the woofies!

I am Forrest and I am a man-catty. Being a man-catty I know all about being macho and strutin' around to be a big floof here in my house. So, when I tell you that hurtin' da woofies is a cowardly and rotten and horrible and mean and nasty and disgusting and unlawful and blood-thirsty things to do, I AM RIGHT. I do not fight with the woofies in my house and the woofies in my house don't fight each other.

Our momma says that dogs are pack animals and that it is against their nature to kill each other. It is the mean human beings that teach dogs to do hurtful things to each other and that is wrong and those human beings need to go to jail and then when they get out of jail our momma says that they should work at a humane society for years and years cleaning up poop and wear a sign that says that they abuse animals and that they are being punished for their bad behavior. We think that Mr. Michael Vick needs to pick up a lot of poop for the rest of his life.

We are also against cock-fighting and all fighting between animals that makes people money. That is a furry and furry bad thing. Furry bad.

If you agree with us, we ask that you go over to Confucius Cat's place and sign up for the PURR TO STOP DOG FIGHTING and to show that DOGFIGHTING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
  • Participants should purr for three minutes commencing at 6:00 p.m. EDT (U.S.) which is 11:00 p.m. (23:00 hrs.) BST in the U.K.
  • The cat’s human staff should assist their cats with the project by stroking and nuzzling the cat at the appointed time.
We also ask woofies in the house to wag tails for three minutes, too. Humans should play with the woofie. That will make your woofie smile and wag its tail really lots for a long time. It doesn't have to be a big tail. Any tail will do. Thank you furry much.

15 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I LOVE to wag my tail at khytties...will that khount?

Mom and I woo OH YES on the Vikhk thing woo pawed along with the other ideas on how to treat THOSE kind of 'people'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Ailurophile said...

Humans indeed do horrible things. Makes one wonder about the justification of their presence at the top of the food chain. I agree with Forrest the mighty Mancat and Confucius in their stance again all such horrible people who encourage and organize animal fights.

Love and hugs for all our furry friends.

Melvin said...

Every woofie that I have ever had grace my life was always very pleasant to my kitties. Especially Lita, my 110 pound pitbull. She loved EVERYTHING. Who says that pit breeds are all bad? It's the people that make them do it!
STOP DOG FIGHTING!! <3

The Island Cats said...

We'll be purring that there will be no more woofie fighting...or any animal fighting in the world! It is not a sport!

Sweet Praline said...

Woofies are for loving and not fighting.

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Mom says before us, when she had dogs for 30+ years they were the sweetest, tail waggingest dogs evah!

Reese =^..^= said...

Here's to no animal abuse.

JC said...

I just found your blog and it's PURRfect !!!

SeaThreePeeO said...

We shall be puurring tonight at 23:00hrs. Let's put a stop to animal abuse!

Thomas, Charlie and Lola x

Furkidsmom said...

We're purring and waggin' here.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Confucius Cat said...

Thank you for the fabulous post. So well put as usual. Your continued support of #purrs4peace is appreciated. Purrs 2 all of you.

Everycat said...

One day, one day, all humans will realise just how shameful their abuse and use of animals has been. I hope that day comes soon.

Dog fighting is a big issue in the UK right now. More and more fighting rings are being discovered.

Whicky Wuudler

pughy said...

y mum agrees with your mum entirely, but as well as a sign on there necks they should let our mums walk by them every hour and yell in their faces,,

Hugs GJ xx

Cheyenne -Millie said...

Thank you for visiting my blog.

We agree with you. Woofies are not for fighting. We think it is a bad thing when humans use them that way. The humans who do these kinds of things should be punished.

Keiko and Luna T. Katt said...

we agree 100% !
Lots of purrs and wag where here =^_^=